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ucbcomedy:

Color in the UCB Chelsea theatre in Abbi Jacobson’s coloring book!


Abbi Jacobson is an actor, writer, and illustrator. She is one-half of the cult web series Broad City. She also published 2 coloring books, in which you can joyfully color in the UCB Chelsea theatre! Available now on Amazon and in stores.

ucbcomedy:

Color in the UCB Chelsea theatre in Abbi Jacobson’s coloring book!

Abbi Jacobson is an actor, writer, and illustrator. She is one-half of the cult web series Broad City. She also published 2 coloring books, in which you can joyfully color in the UCB Chelsea theatre! Available now on Amazon and in stores.

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Was just talking about Pink Floyd with my friend Matt, and the “More” soundtrack came up. Reminded me that Panthers recorded a cover of “The Nile Song” by Pink Floyd for the European release of “Things Are Strange”. The fun thing about music is that years later your song can show up on some random compilation of Pink Floyd covers that comes with a German magazine and not even realize that it existed till you find it online. Case in point. All in all, I think we did a solid job with this cover though. I probably didn’t get as intricate with Roger Waters bass line but I like that my distortion comes through really strong.


And thats that.

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iamachilles:

Norm MacDonald SNL sketch with Sylvester Stallone.

“It does combine the drama of an child custody hearing with..arm wrestling” is one of the most quoted lines by my best friend Eric.

This episode has two of my favorite sketches ever. This one and the Orange Julius sketch which I probably talk about too much in sketch classes.

I also talk about Sylvester Stallone movies too much as references for sketch ideas. Just yesterday I made a reference to the knife in “Cobra” as a note for someones sketch. I love “Cobra”. I love “First Blood” and “Rambo”. I love “Over The Top”. Guys…I love Stallone.

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May
16th
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alexscordelis:

UCB Comedy sticker on an empty Sprite bottle in a subway-tracks trash pile. #UCBpride

Life…but how to live it?

alexscordelis:

UCB Comedy sticker on an empty Sprite bottle in a subway-tracks trash pile. #UCBpride

Life…but how to live it?

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markmccoyart:

DAS OATH in London, ‘05. Photos by Katrin Olsen

Photos from the Das Oath/Panthers tour show in London. Power went out at the club we were supposed to play. Wheeled our crap across the street. London…you were never that good to us

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FYI I am 34 and this Tragedy song still makes me want to destroy everything

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May
15th
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There is also apparently a found footage movie called “The Garlock Incident” about a ghost town in Garlock, California. I think this pull quote about the movie also sums up me in a nutshell.

There is also apparently a found footage movie called “The Garlock Incident” about a ghost town in Garlock, California. I think this pull quote about the movie also sums up me in a nutshell.

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Google really has it covered if you have a foot fetish. Almost every attractive actress has a subset under their images on Google that is _____ Feet. This is one of the photos that comes up if you type in “Geoff Garlock Feet” to Google. You’re welcome foot lovers.

Google really has it covered if you have a foot fetish. Almost every attractive actress has a subset under their images on Google that is _____ Feet. This is one of the photos that comes up if you type in “Geoff Garlock Feet” to Google. You’re welcome foot lovers.

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May
14th
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vicemag:

Nivek Ogre Is Totally Doomed – Skinny Puppy’s Front Man Is Obsessed with Weapons
In addition to logging time with parent-repellers like KMFDM and Ministry, Nivek Ogre (né Kevin Graham Ogilvie) is best known as the guttural screech that is synonymous with Skinny Puppy, who arguably invented electro-industrial in the early 80s. This pedigree, coupled with a history of serious drug use and a penchant for slitting his throat onstage, has led generations of depressed teenagers who are curious about things like Anton LaVey and animal sacrifice to embrace Ogre’s macabre worldview: one in which we are all currently coasting along on a dying sphere, counting down the hours until life on Earth is made impossible due to human stupidity, negligence, and aggression. 
This month marks the release of Skinny Puppy’s 15th record, Weapon, which features a giant spider made of guns, bombs, and knives on the cover and a quote from atom-bomb developer J. Robert Oppenheimer in its liner notes. I recently spoke with Ogre about such joyful matters as the Fukushima meltdown, mass murderer Jeffrey Dahmer, and the giant “Machiavellian death shroud” that imprisons us all.
VICE: Here’s an almost stupidly obvious question to start with, but I’m curious: Why did you call your new record Weapon?Nivek Ogre: I recently came to this weird gestalt in my mind that everything we do has the potential to either harm or cause good. This is a choice we all make with every action. But I view the human being primarily as a weapon, and a lot of the things that we’ve created have had disastrous effects on us as a species. Guns are a tiny element of a much larger iceberg that’s latticed throughout history. 
Did the Newtown massacre spark this record?No, this started way before: March 11, 2011, when Fukushima melted down. It was at that point that I began to view abstract things as weapons. Right now we’re being inundated with a huge amount of radiation, so much so that in April, the EPA relaxed the amounts of radioactive iodine-131 allowed in water in the event of a radiological disaster like Fukushima. It was three picocuries per liter, now it’s 81,000 picocuries per liter. Now here we’ve got a huge Machiavellian death shroud being pulled over people, all based on nuclear power, and the underlying reason for that energy system is a weapons system. My question here is this: What inhuman force could possibly allow this atrocity to take place?
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Guys. I still really love Skinny Puppy!

vicemag:

Nivek Ogre Is Totally Doomed – Skinny Puppy’s Front Man Is Obsessed with Weapons

In addition to logging time with parent-repellers like KMFDM and Ministry, Nivek Ogre (né Kevin Graham Ogilvie) is best known as the guttural screech that is synonymous with Skinny Puppy, who arguably invented electro-industrial in the early 80s. This pedigree, coupled with a history of serious drug use and a penchant for slitting his throat onstage, has led generations of depressed teenagers who are curious about things like Anton LaVey and animal sacrifice to embrace Ogre’s macabre worldview: one in which we are all currently coasting along on a dying sphere, counting down the hours until life on Earth is made impossible due to human stupidity, negligence, and aggression. 

This month marks the release of Skinny Puppy’s 15th record, Weapon, which features a giant spider made of guns, bombs, and knives on the cover and a quote from atom-bomb developer J. Robert Oppenheimer in its liner notes. I recently spoke with Ogre about such joyful matters as the Fukushima meltdown, mass murderer Jeffrey Dahmer, and the giant “Machiavellian death shroud” that imprisons us all.

VICE: Here’s an almost stupidly obvious question to start with, but I’m curious: Why did you call your new record Weapon?
Nivek Ogre: I recently came to this weird gestalt in my mind that everything we do has the potential to either harm or cause good. This is a choice we all make with every action. But I view the human being primarily as a weapon, and a lot of the things that we’ve created have had disastrous effects on us as a species. Guns are a tiny element of a much larger iceberg that’s latticed throughout history. 

Did the Newtown massacre spark this record?
No, this started way before: March 11, 2011, when Fukushima melted down. It was at that point that I began to view abstract things as weapons. Right now we’re being inundated with a huge amount of radiation, so much so that in April, the EPA relaxed the amounts of radioactive iodine-131 allowed in water in the event of a radiological disaster like Fukushima. It was three picocuries per liter, now it’s 81,000 picocuries per liter. Now here we’ve got a huge Machiavellian death shroud being pulled over people, all based on nuclear power, and the underlying reason for that energy system is a weapons system. My question here is this: What inhuman force could possibly allow this atrocity to take place?

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Guys. I still really love Skinny Puppy!

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May
13th
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coketalk:

Contact - Daft Punk

The new Daft Punk album leaked all over the internet today, and holy shit, I think I got some in my hair.

(Seriously, though. How fucking insane is this track?!)

This song is great

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