January 2010
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How the fuck do you remember what you were doing...
the question I just posed to Kristi, after seeing all these people’s memories of that new years. I can’t even remember if I remembered to brush my teeth that morning most days. But the moment I said that I realized I know exactly where i was. In my buddy Jay’s cabin up in Vermont with his parents, our friends Eric, and Jesse and his brother Nate. Why go up to Vermont? well its...
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December 2009
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Paul F. Tompkins continues to have the goods. Love it.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
Bruce Museum On the front page of Funny Or Die →
please watch it again and vote funny for us. Much appreciated.
Dec 29th
The entire run of legendary comedy zine, Army Man →
psyched. been looking for this for awhile. frankhejl: Fantastic! brianglidewell: For Craig Unfortunately it’s very small, but still readable.  Kind of.
Dec 28th
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caitlintime: This is part 3 of my web series “Rhonda Casting,” starring Timothy Dunn and D’Arcy Erokan. Directed by Grant Rogers. Produced by Jason Carden. Guest starring Leslie Meisel. Leslie is my girl. Greatness!
Dec 28th
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Dec 22nd
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Two more additions to best albums of 2009
1.Impetuous Ritual  - Relentless Execution Of Ceremonial Excrescence 2. Mournful Congregation-The June Frost
Dec 21st
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Killer celesterstallone: THIS IS MY FAVORITE.
Dec 21st
BRUCE MUSEUM ON THE FRONT PAGE OF UCBCOMEDY.COM.... →
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TOP TEN ALBUMS OF 2009
what better way to procrastinate than to make a list of my top albums that doesn’t even follow the rules I set for it. i.e. Ten. Reblog and add your own list. I want to get more records to replace all these. 1. Katatonia-“Night Is the New Day” 2.Bear In Heaven-“Beast Rest Forth Mouth” 3.Agoraphobic Nosebleed-“Agorapocalypse” 4. Yob- “The Great...
Dec 16th
Dec 15th
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UCBComedy version of the Bruce Museum. Go watch it alot so it can get in the most popular list. I just want to be popular…for once. http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/play/5462
Dec 15th
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Don’t know why this popped in my brain, but this is a weird old thing i did for XLR8R TV online. A “Cribs” of my hotel room at SXSW. Now don’t get any crazy ideas. We never got hotel rooms this nice ever. Let alone one room for each member. Let alone most of the time even a hotel room. We played a big show with Melvins, Pelican and Boris that the car company Scion sponsered...
Dec 15th
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Melvins playing “The Kicking Machine” in their hotel room. My boy Jared is in the bed all snuggled up. Still sound more brutal than any band that has ever existed.
Dec 15th
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Real tight Nate frankhejl: purns: anthonyking: I love this video Dan Gregor directed for Beneath Gristedes.  Written by Nate Smith.
Dec 14th
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Dec 9th
ListenGARLOCK MEMORY LANE: PANTHERS Ahhh Panthers. What...
Dec 9th
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Listenbreakupyourband: Pantera - “I’m Broken” Cowboys...
Dec 8th
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ListenGARLOCK MEMORY LANE: ORCHID Well the band that...
Dec 8th
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Bruce Museum Funny Or Die Link →
Do me a favor and go watch my new video, Bruce Museum, on Funny or Die and vote funny pweeasseeee!!!!
Dec 7th
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ListenGARLOCK MEMORY LANE- THESE LAST DAYS man problem...
Dec 7th
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The missing steps on GARLOCK MEMORY LANE
So early in the Garlock Memory Lane to have gaps, you might say. Well it kills me as well. But the next two bands I recorded with, I still am working on getting the mp3’s of them because they only exist on vinyl and tape. Let the early morning procrastinating continue. Switchstance continued into college but as we changed so did what we were writing. So to mark the times we changed the name...
Dec 7th
ListenSo my new band Dark Vibe is finally going to...
Dec 6th
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ListenAgreed. This album was about the time I refell in...
Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
TGIF!!!!!!!
There really is nothing quite like waking up nice and early on a beautiful, crisp Friday morning. Especially when you wake up with an all encompassing, crushing depression and the feeling that every decision you have ever made in life is wrong and you are on the completely wrong path in life. HUZZAH!!!!!!
Dec 4th
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ListenI love when many, many years later I find out what...
Dec 4th
Green Grocer tip #1042 from Geoff Garlock
#1042- Do not eat an astringent persimmon before it is fully ripe, as the amount of soluble tannins is very high and will make your mouth feel FUCKED UP. GODDAMN. Sucked all the moisture out of my mouth. It felt like I had been licking a cat covered in Tums dust all night. It follows with the great unripe Papaya debacle of ‘07. My path to eat weird fruits is filled with missteps. Next move...
Dec 4th
Dec 3rd
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Too Much Joy dude breaks down the billionth way... →
I get “royalty statements” from Atlantic every month or so, and it is 10 pages of confusing numbers that always end up with “You did not make enough to warrant anything coming to you”. Record labels=confused and dumb….but if anyone wants to put out the Dark Vibe stuff hit me up. Wink. Fart.
Dec 3rd
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Business 101 with Geoff Garlock M.D.
Lesson #1 Running a Successful Laundromat 1. If your machines break, don’t fix them. You have have 20 other machines…oh wait. Make that 5 that work. 2. Who needs a change machine? No one. That is your answer. If your customers want change, they can go to the deli across the street. Even if every time the cashier is confused about what they want and why they aren’t buying a beer...
Dec 2nd
I love when people say that "because of pirated...
little did they know, bands never made money off of records unless they were Aerosmith or Kiss. “Now bands have to make their money on the road”…like they always have.
Dec 2nd
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