January 2011
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“The calendar year is an imperial narrative. The seven-day week is an imperial...”
– “Time as Imperialism” Buried Inside…Happy New Year
Jan 1st
December 2010
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TOP TEN RECORDS OF 2010
Surprise, surprise. Almost exclusively metal. Except one record that rips off stuff from the 70’s in no particular order 1. Agalloch “Marrow of Spirit” 2. Emeralds “Does It Look Like I’m Here” 3.Decrepit Birth “Polarity” 4. Deathspell Omega “Paracletus” 5. Immolation “Majesty and Decay” 6. Dawnbringer...
Dec 31st
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The Year Is One
2011…THE YEAR IS ONE jimmyhubbard: So on December 10th through the 12th my band The Year is One went into Nuthouse Studios with Tom Beaujour to record the first 11 songs we have written. All the music is recorded, vocals are getting done in a week and then off to Scott Hull for mixing and mastering! This thing is going to sound massive, I am pretty stoked with the tunes and to be working...
Dec 30th
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some days i think most of what I learned about sketch writing comes from Phil Hartman’s speech in this sketch.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
Last minute The C Word show tomorrow night. GO TO... →
Dec 29th
Watch this video of "the C word".... →
Then go see this show on Monday at ucb. It’s amazing. Trust me dingus
Dec 26th
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robcacy: CANDLE LIGHTING SKETCH This is the last Slow Burn sketch.  I wrote this.  Thanks to the UCB Theatre for having me as a Maude Night Writer.
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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natesmithnews: The first episode of a web series I directed called, “Bored Cops.”  Created and written by Anthony King and Jim Santangeli.  Produced by UCBcomedy.com.  Lots more of these to come.  They’re all VERY well directed. 
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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“Brother…life’s a bitch. And she’s back in heat”
– Rowdy Roddy in “They Live”…you got that right. Wait.  What?
Dec 17th
The Comic's Comic is preaching the word of... →
strachlock: The Comics Comic is a great website and did a great write up about “Gettin’ Quaid”. So come on people. Revel in Randy and let’s do this. GET RANDY TO THE SHOW!!!!!!
Dec 16th
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Click this link if you want to see pure... →
Dec 15th
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All you Quaid-heads. Be sure to make your... →
strachlock: Last Quaid show of the year so make sure you make that reservation and send out the year right. If you want to help us guarantee you see “Gettin’ Quaid” in January you have to come on out this Thursday. and make sure you bring Randy. if you know him. GET RANDY TO THE SHOW!!!!
Dec 15th
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celesterstallone: Another Mother Knows Best! (This one might be my favorite) Starring Pam Murphy and Fran Gillespie Written by me, Celeste Ballard Directed by John Milhiser with help from Robert Officer and Geoff Garlock
Dec 13th
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Dec 11th
Break Up Your Band: Break Up Your Band's End Of... →
breakupyourband: How great is that Mark Ronson album?! How terrible are the Black Eyed Peas?! What the fuck, Liz Phair?!?! Find out the answers to these questions and more when Break Up Your Band presents its obligatory best of 2010 spectacular tonight at Midnight! Featuring: Christian Finnegan (Comedy Central) Jonah Bayer (Alternative Press, Fuse) I got a lot of problems with you people.
Dec 10th
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I don’t care about John Lennon. 6 years since we lost Dime. Sad.
Dec 8th
I’m so glad my old friend Skeet from Eatskeet.com just emailed me. it is always so great to hear from old friends you haven’t talked to in so long.
Dec 8th
Break Up Your Band: Break Up Your Band Live This... →
Come on out to this. I am leaving the recording studio early to explain how every band stinks. Especially bands that show up on magazines end of the year top 10 lists. Kanye Whatever(i love repeating jokes) breakupyourband: Comedian and opinionated audiophile John Frusciante hosts a revolving panel of music-loving comedians, writers and musicians for a live monthly discussion about the state...
Dec 8th
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“Opinions are like assholes. Everyone is an asshole”
– me
Dec 7th
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GET RANDY TO OUR SHOW now on UCBComedy →
strachlock: Come on people. Let’s get Randy(and all of you) there December 16th at 8:00pm at the UCBTheatreNY
Dec 7th
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celesterstallone: Hey guys - I wrote this! Please watch.  Mother Knows Best Starring Pam Murphy and Fran Gillespie Written by Me, Celeste Ballard Directed by John Milhiser This was originally for the spank I put up in September at UCB directed by Geoff Garlock and Leslie Meisel. 
Dec 7th
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Dec 5th
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iamachilles: Travels In Wikipedia #1: brokeNCYDE →
Being in one of the early, as some would say, “screamo” bands…aka Orchid. I want to say on behalf of me…you are welcome Achilles. We have brought this pain on the world. iamachilles: 1. Stumbled on the Brokencyde Wikipedia page. First sentence: Brokencyde (often stylized as brokeNCYDE) is an American crunkcore musical group from Albuquerque, New Mexico, founded in...
Dec 3rd
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The Gettin' to Know Garlock Chuckle Corner: Part...
My favorite word in the English language: Fart My favorite phrase(that is written wrong): Tout Suite
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
Full Episode of Vice Show I wrote music for online →
You can hear bits of me ripping off John Carpenter in the Russian Mob section. And I think me and Jay Green at the very beginning of the “Coming Up this season”. Fun
Dec 3rd
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Who want's some crazy quotes from Randy and Evi... →
strachlock: Problem with this article is they forgot the 8th craziest quote of Randy. “You people would be CRAZY to not go see “Gettin’ Quaid” at the UCB theatre in NYC December 2nd at 8:00 pm. I’ll be there and so should you. AND THEN I’M OFF TO SIBERIA” thanks Jay Green for pointing this out.
Dec 1st
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