Brutality and Chuckles

The musings of a 21st century renaissance man...named Geoff Garlock.

I have been looking for this footage of the Boredoms on “120 Minutes” for years from Lollapalooza ‘94. Lollapalooza ‘93 was the first real big show I went to by my own choice. It was the beginning of the very quick slide into heavier and heavier music. And this footage of the Boredoms was the most interesting thing I had ever seen. The moment right when they cut to Billy Corgan, a man with a band that I always hated, doing a very awkward interview with Eye and Yoshimi from Boredoms. I wanted to hear what that transition sounded like so bad. Whatever that music was sounded so heavy and so crazy to me. Essentially my first taste of grindcore (not to mention Eye wearing a DRI shirt, a band I would not have understood at all at the time). I ended up getting early Boredoms records looking for what that song could have been. I never really found it(if anyone knows what they were playing please let me know). Those era of Boredoms records were way over my head at that time but also not as heavy as that one moment. Naked City helped me find some of those moments. And then the Boredoms became an amazing psych band and the 7/07/07 77 drummers show on waterfront of Dumbo while the sun was setting was still one of the most amazing musical experiences I have ever had.

If you watched the VHS I have taped of this 120 minutes, I bet you that part would be worn out. A two second section of 120 minutes…might have been the beginning of my obsession with metal/grindcore/punk etc. This is my Repulsion demo.

Thank you Boredoms. I have watched this little clip a hundred times tonight.

Be A Great Straight Man

improvnonsense:

The “straight man” is the voice of reason. It’s the person (woman or man, despite the probably soon-to-be-insanely-dated term straight ‘man’) who is confused by the unusual thing in the scene. He doesn’t agree that the weird thing is the way to go because is a voice of reason!

Someone says to you “Honey, we’ve talked about how our marriage is getting a little, well, stagnant. So starting this evening, in order to spice things up, I am going to hunt you.”

And you say “I do not want to be hunted, sweetheart. That’s dangerous!”

Aha! You are taking the “straight man” role. You’re pushing back against the funny idea in order to call attention to how weird it is. That’s called “framing” the unusual thing or else “calling it out.”

PROBLEM: if straight men get too forceful or dominant or fussy they can ruin a scene.

Luckily for you I am the greatest straight man on the face of the planet. For real. It’s my jam. I’m not as charismatic or as clever or as fun as almost anyone I’ve been on stage with. But there is no one — NO ONE – who can stare a silly idea in the face with as much delightful befuddlement as yours truly. I crush it as the straight man.

So here’s how to be a good one.

Be Curious: The straight man should always want to know more. “Why do you want to hunt me?” And if the other person is stuck for a reason, you have enough empathy to suggest one. “Sweetheart, is this because the guys at work say you’re not manly enough?”

Be Almost Convinced: The funniest posture for a straight man is to sit right on the brink of being convinced.  No matter how insane the idea, you are almost ready to give it a shot. Better than a hard “NO” is a careful “I don’t THINK so….” I did a two-person improv team with a friend who like me was often a straight man in scenes and we called ourselves “The Furrowed Brows” because that was such a common expression when dealing with an insane idea.

Point Out The Funniest Dumb Consequences: Writers and analytical people make great straight men because they quickly see the funniest consequences of a funny idea. The ones that are true, but that we the audience have not yet considered. In response to the above “I’m going to hunt you” you could say “You don’t want to do that, you would be such a terrible widower.” Or “And you’ll clean up my body? I doubt it.” Or “You couldn’t defend yourself against a murder charge, you’re a terrible liar.”

Challenge Them: This is a more aggressive version of the previous tip: you challenge the silliness of the idea. “You want to murder me? Then what will do you when you’re charged? Won’t you be lonely?” Gauge the responses. If the other person isn’t coming up with great reasons, back off. In fact, let’s make that a tip on its own.

If You’re Ever “Winning,” Back Off: Generally speaking, if the voices of reason win, the scene feels smug and boring. We don’t want you to “win” the scene. We just want you to explore and challenge the idea to get more fun out of it. So be ready to take your foot off the brakes and let the other person get their way in order for the scene to continue.

One of three basic tones you want to strike as a straight man:

Be As Dry As Toast: Just adopt a reasonable, moderate tone and engage the insanity with a disarming voice of reason, OR

Have Just A Small Stick Up Your Rear: Be perturbed, prissy and put off by the crazy person. OR

Be Insanely Freaked Out: Be completely taken apart by the craziness! Scream! This is the nuttiest idea you have ever heard of! This will ruin everything!

Regardless of your tone, you will STILL be ALMOST CONVINCED, you will still be CURIOUS, you will REMAIN ENGAGED and CHANGEABLE.

Being a good straight man is so much fun. Get good at it and enjoy it.

This is a great article Will has written on how the straight man should act. This all applies to sketch writing as well. This might put it all together in a more concise, straight ahead way than when I present it.

To piggyback off this, when you are writing a sketch, watch out for too many question marks from the straight man. If they are doing nothing but asking questions vs being questioning, they will move to easily into “WHY ARE YOU CRAZY?” territory.

The way I like to describe it (again I think Will might describe this better) is to picture that you are at a party. If you are explaining some crazy theory you have about why more people should watch giallo films for world peace to truly exist, you know a normal conversation. If the person you are talking to starts saying “You are crazy? What is your deal?” You would probably try to get out of that conversation. You would go get a snack or go to the bathroom or get the hell out of that conversation any way you can because who wants to get yelled at by some idiot stranger. That straight man is doing a poor job.

Furrowed brow…that is great.

Finally read Philip K. Dick’s “Maze of Death” after years of it being on my “to read” pile. Might be favorite book of his now? Jury is still out. The jury is OUT though on this video Arik Roper made 4 years ago that is a proposed title sequence to the “Maze of Death” movie that should exist. With a song by Steve Moore, if this movie existed, it would be the greatest thing ever. Until I build a time machine and go back to make this movie in the late 70′s early 80′s I will continue to watch it a couple times a year as I have done for the past 4. It is perfection. And go read the book.

A Maze of Death

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Despair “Pattern Life”…top 5 hardcore songs of all time. Hey…happy holidays everyone.

Thornton Reed’s line about why he got into medicine is currently my favorite line from “Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace”. Everything perfect in comedy is in this line and in this delivery.

HALLOWEEN IS ALMOST HERE!!!! So no better way to celebrate than to watch a video of Dr. Samuel Loomis from the “Halloween” series do an unboxing video for some Pyrex glass containers. As you can tell by the screen grab, I fit in a Halloween III joke because I am extremely on brand in this video. Please watch and please share. Celebrate the season and help me think I am not crazy for loving “Halloween” so much.

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fndji5E6_VI)

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Uh oh. Been listening to Unbroken “Absentee Debate” on repeat for 20 minutes. “We live and die with our opinions” was one of my high school quotes, but I think I meant it then in the opposite intended meaning in the song. Either way I will be yelling out “I don’t care” and moshing over and over with my dog for the rest of the day.